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Shove this up your PR

Posted By: Phil Simborg
Date: Thursday, 26 February 2015, at 3:00 a.m.

In Response To: Shove this up your PR (Art Grater)

You actually had to ask me if I won?

What are the odds that I lost and bragged about doubling this?

You can usually tell if someone won or lost in less than 10 words...here's a guide for you so you won't have to ask this question again:

"You should have seen how badly he played!" (and he beat me)

"I scooped that cube up so fast..." (and I gammoned him)

"The only way he could win is if he rolled a.... (and he rolled it)

"I was losing 9-2..." (and I beat him)

"I was winning 9-2..." (and he rolled out of his mind and beat me)

"And then Phil walked up and asked the score..." (and I lost because of Phil)

"I had to wait 3 hours for the match and didn't get to eat..." (and that's why I lost)

"I knew it wasn't a double but I figured he would pass..." (and he passed)

"So I pretended I wasn't sure about doubling..." (and the idiot took and got gammoned)

"I can't believe they let this guy enter the Intermediate Division" (and he killed me)

"So how is everyone here doing in the tournament?" (I haven't lost a match by the way, thanks for asking.)

"I can't stand this hotel and the food sucks and they don't know how to run a tournament." (I lost)

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