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Mini Rant Because I Can
Posted By: Stick In Response To: Mini Rant Because I Can (DC-Ohio)
Date: Thursday, 17 January 2008, at 11:53 a.m.
God is fairly straightforward on a lot of morality issues, such as whenever children get out of line, we should beat them with a rod (Proverbs 13:24, 20:30, and 23:13-14). If they talk back to us, we should kill them (Leviticus 20:9, Deuteronomy 21:18-21, Mark7:9-13, & Matthew 15:4-7)
We should also be stoning ppl to death for heresy, adultery, homosexuality, working on the Sabbath, and a bunch of other nonesense.
Another chip of advice from the man upstairs:
If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son, or your daughter, or the wife of your bosom, or your friend who is as your own soul, entices you secretly, saying, "Let us go and serve other gods,"...you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him; but you shall kill him;
It goes on to explain how you should kill and reasons out the "why". [kill by stoning of course!]
Jesus didn't do w/all this bullshit either, he endorses it in the New Testament (Mathew 5:18-20) and the apostles are in accord on this point.
So what's going to happen to my poor lost soul when Jesus makes his reappearance on this terrain?
If a man does not abide in me, he is cast forth as a branch and withers; and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire and burned - John 15:6Bring it bittttttttttttch! Me and Jésus are in the same weight class I'd bet, esp. after his flogging there at the end, I will pimp slap that ho.
The Bible is also clear on such things as slavery (definitely a thumbs up!, Leviticus 25:44-46) and nothing like selling your daughter into sexual slavery, God says - SOLD! well done, vwd.
I should be packing instead of amusing myself so I'll end it here, wish I had more time for my favorite past time. Religion stunts human growth in so many ways ...
Stick
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