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Any winter gardeners out there?

Posted By: Matt Cohn-Geier
Date: Friday, 21 March 2008, at 4:21 a.m.

In Response To: Any winter gardeners out there? (Chuck Bower)

I was at a concert in LA, and the band was having an off night, and some people in the audience started throwing tomatoes at the band. Now who would throw tomatoes at the band? That's bad. But who would bring a tomato to a show? That's worse. Don't throw tomatoes at the band. What if they really like tomatoes? They'll think you're enjoying the show. "You guys are great - here's a tomato!" The tomato is the universal sign for not enjoying a performance. Plus I like it on sandwiches! I had the guy at Subway put tomatoes on my sandwich because I didn't like the way he was making it. I don't know what that meant there. That was ad-libbed.

--Mitch Hedberg

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