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What women want, and men too
Posted By: Caryl Stephanson In Response To: What women want, and men too (Marty Storer)
Date: Friday, 22 August 2008, at 5:48 p.m.
Some of my favourite quotes on marriage:
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.~David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.~Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.~Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.~Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.~Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?~Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.~Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.~Henny Youngman
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.~Sam Kinison
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.~James Holt McGavran
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.~Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.~Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...~Anonymous
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