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It doesn't look good for your bet, Phil.

Posted By: phil simborg
Date: Sunday, 19 December 2010, at 11:26 p.m.

In Response To: It doesn't look good for your bet, Phil. (higonefive)

Our rules allow for an insulting chouette. As a matter of fact, here are all of our rules:

THIRD COAST RULES: 1. NO GAMBLING. Backgammon is fun for the entire family. We are here for comraderie and intellektual stimulation and B.S. like that.

2. POOR SPORTSMANSHIP including calling your opponent’s bad numbers; throwing the cups or dice: threatening violence; insulting one’s family, speech, looks or I.Q.; and general poor sportsmanship, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED until after the dice are picked up.

3. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. You may speak German, Armenian, Russian Turkish, or Yiddish--but FRENCH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

4. CHEATING. Anyone found cheating or acting unethical in any way WILL BE BARRED FROM THE GAMEfor one round.

5. CRY ABOUT YOUR ROLLS SOMEWHERE ELSE. Everyone thinks they roll bad. If you want sympathy, get a dog.

7. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED. If you wear a dress, it must be a short one.

8. PATRONIZE THIS ESTABLISHMENT, they are fools to allow us here, so be nice to them.

Tip your waiter well--he’d rather be somewhere else and someone else too! ©1988 Phil Simborg, all rights reserved.

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