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Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face

Posted By: Paul Weaver
Date: Monday, 7 March 2011, at 4:15 a.m.

Stick wrote, "If I play a 4 (an XG PR of 4) I want to shoot myself in the face."

Here are the steps I recommend you take when you decide to shoot yourself in the face.

(1) Get a squirt gun. The kids' squirt guns they make today are much bigger and better than 80 years ago when I was a kid.

(2) Fill it with whiskey.

(3) Shoot yourself in the mouth 15 or 20 times.

(4) Repeat step (3) every five minutes until the gun is empty.

(5) Fill it up again with more whiskey and repeat the above four steps.

Messages In This Thread

• Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face
  Paul Weaver -- Monday, 7 March 2011, at 4:15 a.m.
  • Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face
    higonefive -- Monday, 7 March 2011, at 11:37 a.m.