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Anyone for a gamble (poker)
Posted By: Stick In Response To: Anyone for a gamble (poker) (Chuck Bower)
Date: Wednesday, 27 August 2008, at 3:04 p.m.
Will you take a breathalyzer test before play begins?
Gladly, where would you prefer it to register though?
Short story...the other day, went to a Reds' game w/a friend of mine who has weekend season tickets. He's also a parole officer and we went & drank drank drank of course. I stopped in the middle of the 5th (Beam & Cokes), he drank til the 7th (beer beer beer). Got out to his car and he whipped out a breathalyzer to check himself. It's a lot more grave if he gets a dewey than if I do, he loses his job etc...whereas it just sucks normal for me. Anyway, he blew over, Stick blows... 0.00 God I love my metabolism.
The only other time I had to take a breathalyzer for an actual cop was when I was having a bday party @ my house, someone who left my party got pulled over & called me to come pick her up. Me, being the drunk genius I was, thought it'd be no prob. going & getting her even though I was destroyed. Walked up, cop told me I'd have to take a breathalyzer...took that bitch, .065! get offfffffffffff.
Stick
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