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Rehashing "Luck"

Posted By: Daniel Murphy
Date: Thursday, 17 June 2010, at 1:49 a.m.

In Response To: Rehashing "Luck" (Ralph Byrns)

Dateline Washington -- Leaders of the Democratic and Republican parties agreed today that the 2012 presididentail election will be settled by a coin toss, thus sparing the public millions of dollars and the tedium of a two-year-long election campaign. Parallel and partisan contests will soon be underway to find the Luckiest Coin Tosser in America, an honor to be duly earned by the one of 307 million contestants who successfully predicts the outcome of 29 consecutive coin tosses. In accordance with "pay-go" provisions, the contests will be wholly financed by the sale of approximately 229 million first round byes.

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