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Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face

Posted By: higonefive
Date: Monday, 7 March 2011, at 11:37 a.m.

In Response To: Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face (Paul Weaver)

Once upon a time i had a butcher as patient who had drunk acid in suicidal intent. In the adjoining room, there was the police. The butcher asked me why. "Your neighbor tried to shoot himself", i answered. "He should have taken a cattle gun", the butcher said, "that is deathproof!". The man in the adjoining room had taken a cattle gun. The police wondered, how the man could manage it to shoot himself in the forehead. With the help of the butcher, we explained the police, that a cattle gun is just a stick with the trigger edgeway above the snatch. "Fuck!" the policeman said. "Now i can drive again to the site of crime!"

Messages In This Thread

• Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face
  Paul Weaver -- Monday, 7 March 2011, at 4:15 a.m.
  • Advice to Stick, Who Wants to Shoot Himself in the Face
    higonefive -- Monday, 7 March 2011, at 11:37 a.m.