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Chuck Bower's formula, too

Posted By: Barry Silliman
Date: Friday, 29 April 2011, at 2:54 p.m.

In Response To: Chuck Bower's formula, too (Chuck Bower)

I agree Chuck that with so many people on the planet, it is hard to have original thoughts. I have had five original thoughts in my life. Here they are:

• "The government wouldn't allow it"

When you're chomping down on your Wendy's Triple Bacon Cheddar Burger, you can say, "If it wasn't good for you, the government wouldn't allow it."

• "Hey, he (or she) read the script"

When you're watching a movie or TV show and something bad is about to happen to someone- for example, the chain saw killer is about to dismember the heroine, you can say, "Hey, I don't feel sorry for her. She read the script."

• "The Internet is just a fad...it will never take off"

A fun thing to say to your boss.

• "This online trading thing is not for me. I meant to buy Cisco, but instead I bought Crisco!"
• "A mall is not a mall if you can't get a corn dog!"

An Orange Julius wouldn't hurt either.

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